The joy of toddlers

So far today (and it's just past 11:30 am), I have had to tell my toddler these things

"H., don't step on the kitty"
"Stop eating your book"
"No biting"
"Get out of my school-bag"
"Do not eat the pizza crust you found in the grass"
"Don't hit Momma with that DVD case"
"If you don't have a diaper on, you can't chase the kitty"